Happy Ralph Images

Enki on bird table

2008-02-27T16:07:00.001Z

I'll never get any birds at this rate :(

Frozen Montreal Phonebox

2008-02-05T12:51:00.000Z

Planting Chillis

2007-02-09T17:10:00.000Z

This is from my other blog, chillitastic - http://chillitastic.blogspot.com/

Seagull

2007-01-31T11:18:00.000Z

This one is by the wife, there are a lot of interesting little figures like this in Morecambe.

Eric Morecambe

2007-01-31T11:15:00.000Z

This is in Morecambe itself, which is in north-west England for those of you who don't know it.

Wallpapering the new house

2007-01-31T11:11:00.000Z

The somewhat expensive wallpaper goes up.

Burning leaves

2007-01-31T11:07:00.000Z

How to annoy your neighbours, number #1. Burn all your old leaves and branches in the back garden.

A nice green bee

2006-09-16T12:56:00.000Z

In Montreal

The Datsun

2006-03-15T13:38:00.000Z

This was our beloved Datsun 200B, which took us around Australia. It almost made us weep to sell it when we left.

Bigger Spider

2006-03-15T13:34:00.000Z

I love this image. It's from Guatemala, I was staying in a guest house where the owner asked if we wanted to see some wild spiders in his garden. Ah, you mean tarantulas...

Lost (again)

2006-02-27T17:24:00.000Z

Me, quite lost in the middle of Wales.

Lost Phone Box

2006-02-27T17:23:00.000Z

Middle of nowhere.

Black Beetle

2006-02-27T17:20:00.000Z

This little guy was on his way with some determination.

Magic Mushroom

2006-02-27T17:16:00.000Z

I saw this growing when out on a day trip in South Wales with my parents. I pointed it out. They stared.

A little house spider

2006-01-16T19:20:00.000Z

These guys are everywhere, but they eat the flies...

Drinking at the Cock

2006-01-16T19:17:00.000Z

Fun and Guinness at The Cock pub, off Oxford St, London

Brighton Alley

2006-01-12T18:51:00.000Z

I no longer walk down this alley - it is full of people who refuse to move aside (as then they would have to walk in the gutter) -- too much conflict...

American style mini-pancakes

2006-01-12T18:46:00.000Z

American style mini-pancakes. Another breakfast of champions...

The worst pasty in Brighton?

2006-01-08T20:18:00.000Z

This was from Forfar's in the Lanes. Not good - all pastry, little cheese and onion. Nasty pasty, man.

The Fiddler's Elbow in Brighton

2006-01-08T20:17:00.000Z

The Fiddler's Elbow in Brighton. An oasis of peace off the hellish street at the back of the picture.

A very neglected cactus

2006-01-08T20:13:00.000Z

A very neglected cactus I own. It has just started to flower. Another picure later perhaps.

Railway Bridge, Brighton

2005-12-21T20:55:00.000Z

A huge bridge that carries the railway from Brighton to Lewes, from below.

Booth Museum, Brighton and Hove

2005-12-20T11:35:00.000Z

Wall to wall stuffed animals. Odd.

Birds in a tree, Brighton churchyard

2005-12-17T09:15:00.000Z

Birds settle in for the evening in Brighton.

Hemel Hempstead Oil Depot Fire

2005-12-13T10:18:00.000Z

Not one of my pictures, but worth a post (source: http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov). So much smoke that it is visible from space... The skies here today are dark and ominous, but sunsets are nice.

Arundel Castle

2005-12-13T10:09:00.000Z

It's bloody expensive to visit, but Arundel Castle is wonderful.

The Worst Pizza?

2005-12-13T10:04:00.000Z

That egg was raw and cold. I think the pizza was called something like a 'piccolo'. Shudder.

Cheese and Onion

2005-12-08T22:15:00.000Z

I was inspired to make this image after a man on my train smelled of cheese and onion (in a bad way).

Cliffs Near Newhaven

2005-12-08T22:10:00.000Z

So many suicides leap from these cliffs that they are famous for it.

Brighton West Pier Post

2005-12-08T22:04:00.000Z

Marine creatures cling to rusting iron.

Brighton Beach, Summer 2005

2005-12-04T20:59:00.000Z

The beautiful people of Brighton, on a hot summer's day.

BBQ on Hove Promenade

2005-12-04T20:56:00.000Z

It is forbidden to BBQ almost anywhere in Brighon and Hove, but no-one cares.

The Cricketers Pub, Brighton

2005-12-04T20:52:00.000Z

Drinking Drambuie in the Cricketers on my birthday.

Drunken Night in London

2005-12-02T23:25:00.000Z

It is late... Some sleep... Some are still defiant...

Devil's Dyke Paragliders

2005-12-02T23:20:00.000Z

The sky is full of these people on the right kind of day.

Brighton Graveyard

2005-12-02T23:17:00.000Z

An overgrown Brighton graveyard.

Lewes Bonfire Night 2005 (2)

2005-12-02T13:20:00.000Z

Pagan fun in Lewes. As usual, an effigy of the Pope was burnt...

Lewes Bonfire Night 2005 (1)

2005-12-02T13:18:00.000Z

Thousands of people in a small town, with a small train station...

Tupperware-infested cupbpoard

2005-12-02T11:06:00.000Z

A lovable tupperware-infested cupbpoard.

John Harvey Pub, Lewes

2005-11-29T17:38:00.000Z

My god, the mild in this next-door-to-the-brewery-pub is second to none.

Church near Lewes

2005-11-29T17:33:00.000Z

This little church was full of singing when I stumbled upon it on a Sunday recently. The nearby pubs were all closed too.

Big Red Truck

2005-11-29T17:30:00.000Z

Driving this truck around Montreal in the winter was an interesting experience.

Alu Puri

2005-11-29T17:27:00.000Z

The breakfast of champons.

Roy Krenkel - Escape from Venus

2005-11-29T17:25:00.000Z

This was the cover of a book I read at an Indian Hill Station one year. The cover is somewhat better than the book...

The Great Wave

2005-11-29T17:20:00.000Z

A great image. I once saw this used to advertise a dildo. Terrible.

Comic Museum Figures

2005-11-29T17:19:00.000Z

Brussels Statue

2005-11-29T17:17:00.000Z